Tooodaaaaaaay

Hello Folks. Today is Saturday June, 26th. I am a person, in case you were wondering. And you. Are. Reading. My. POOOOST!! Hehe :)
You! Yes you, sitting on the stool in front of your PC, come on down!! *audience cheers* No, your probably wondering where you are, well you're most likely in a house or some type of building, unless your in a car, and hopefully if you are, you aren't the one driving. *audience laughs* Now! Let me tell you whats going to happen, /I'm am gong to say stuff. Fu isn't it.

So yesterday sarah left, I stayed up allll night up till 2 in the morning reading this book called Chion, which why the way is a good book if you ike apocoalytic disasters *audience claps* And woke up this morning and ate french toast *audience cheeers* Now, heres the moment you've all been waiting, if you can do this one thing, you in the grand prize of ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Here it is: Take my advice, and don't take my advice... Have fun doing that one. And you win an additional 10,000 dollars if you can fold a paper, in halves, more than 8 times. Good luck!
This is the end of my show!!
*audience cheers, hollers, claps, whoots, whilstles!*